If you read this before you leave for school tomorrow morning please dress up in all your fancy clothes for opening day. We like to do this so people around the halls will say "Hey why are you dressed like that" and we can say "It's opening night for the play" and they'll be all like "Yeah but why are you wearing that" and you can be all like "I didn't have any actual fancy clothes so I wore a spongebob onesie" and they'll be like "why doesn't it have sleeves or a neck hole" and they you'll realize that you just taped a sponge to your stomach and even though you wanna beat yourself up for that lapse in observation you also feel kinda successful cause its making people ask about it you know?
Dress up tomorrow.
Friday wear your metamorphoses show shirt to school.
Monday come dressed as the flesh henchmen.
Maybe not the last one.
Unless you want to.
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Please do it.
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